Vote Michael for Maniac

Attention VMFMERS! I have a VERY important announcement. This blog entry has to do with your...

SAFETY!

That's right! You are not safe from a new illness that only VMFM can cure. It's the worse illness out there...

I'm-bored-out-of-my-mind-itis!

Yes! VMFM can now cure I'm-bored-out-of-my-mind-itis! How? Because we're the most non-boring (and chimpanzee friendly) webshow out there. So yes. And, we clean floors better than mops...and even

SWIFFER WET-JETS!

And the truth comes out!

HELLO! MICHAEL ze MAN...iac here. I want to report that VMFM has been viewed 1,500 times by people like you. Thank you for coming back to VMFM to see what new here.!!!!!

3 of you tuned to VMFM on Aug 9th, and 3 of you tuned in the next day.

I want to say sorry for not giving you the big celebration that was anticipated.

Maybe next year.

LOL

u know u love me

XOXO

gossip girl

Summer has past, and school has begun again. so I would like to relive it through this blog.

If you are a member, post cherished memories of this summer and share with the world!

(...actually, only a very small fraction of the world, but that's still something if you ask me!)

Back when I was in Disney World, we went to a Polynesian restuarant called 'Ohana, in Polynesian (is that what the language is called???) 'Ohana means FAMILY...

They had a live host and she did stuff like parades across the restuarant and dances... and she kept on saying 'Ohana means family

'Ohana means family

'Ohana means family

'Ohana means family

Also, the dinner was served FAMILY STYLE, which means when you finish eating something, you get even more of it. Whenever I'm at a Family Style restuarant, I overeat (although I didn't eat many different foods, I ate a lot.)

There was delicous Coconut Honey Bread and Woodgrilled Turkey.

IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!

One of the best things about the restuarant is that oldest sister named Megan is a vegan. She can't eat meat, or anything that comes from animals like chesse, mily eggs, ect., ect. This limits her food a lot. But the chef who cooked there came out to see us and made Megan special vegan meals. We have pictures of the chef, Megan, and the food, and by the end of the day, my dad wished he was a vegan, too.

hey guys!!! did you all here michael jackson died? although i didnt like him, its still good to talk about him. plus my dad likes him.

"That's huge."

Paris Hilton made a saying a fewmonths previous. It was "that's huge" or simply "huge". At the time, Ithought it was the stupidest saying in the world. It was. It still is.But no, I know she must be describing one event in particular.

August 9th.

AugustNinth is the BIGGEST (or in this case, Hugest) EVENT TO EVER OCCUR INVOTE MICHAEL FOR MANIAC HISTORY! On August 9th, it will be exactly 365days since Michael the Maniac and his trusty sidekick Caitlyn theCandidate fell onto the Internet. Let me tell you what has happened.

We(Caitlyn, Emily, Ashley, and I) had been planning VMFM for maybe a yearbefore this sight was released on August Ninth, 2008. The first VMFM toever be made was the one and only: Tippity Tappity. Sadly, this videonever aired, but I assure you we are planning a remake. Anyways, it wasnot long after Christmas in 2007. I had gotten a digital camera, andshowed Caitlyn and Ashley. We instantly started taping.

Wedecided to make a website, and brainstormed multiple titles. Soon, Icame up with the title Vote Michael for Maniac (which suprises me tothis day, because I stink at making titles.) We all thought it was alittle to long, so Caitlyn shortened it to VMFM. We liked the ring tothat.

One hour later, Michael the Maniac emerged, although hewas much different than the Michael the Maniac you all know and lovetoday. This maniac was completely a maniac, who chased people aroundthe house with chairs.

On August Ninth, Caitlyn and Isearched Google for "websites to make free websites". Not long after,we found a site called Freewebs, after trying multiple free websitemakers. Freewebs was different than the rest of the websites. It letyou make a professional, and colorful  website...for free. Emily andAshley, however, made their own website, Awkward Emu. After sometechnical difficulties, Awkward Emu crashed and burned. I re made it,but pretended like I was a hacker and hacked into the site. It is stillunder construction. But, since they left VMFM for AE, Caitlyn and Iwere CEO's of the VMFM website. Ashley was still a part of VMFM, butEmily left. She is in a few web casts, though. We are working on a fewweb series's that have her in it, but it's hard to have too manypeople, because to have 6 people who are all in the mood for tapingwebisodes is very hard.

Not long after that, I got a proffesional Digital Camcorder. It was dark blue, and taped the instant classic, The Winner Takes It All (Maniacal Version).Sadly, it broke after I forgot to charge it for a few months. So, I hadno means of taping any webisodes. But all that changed when I told momI wanted a web cam for my birthday. This was about half a year afterVMFM was released on the web.

Mom thought that ifI got a web cam, so should Caitlyn, so we could do web chat and stufflike that. (I still have not set up web chat, though). So, we both hada web cam. The problem was fixed.

After spreading the word, our website got to where it is today.

 And don't forget to come here on August Ninth!

Hola! This is Michael the Maniac here, giving my first BOOK REVIEW! I'm only on page 142 out of 394, but so far it's a very good book.

It's Science Fiction, and I got it at the Yale Bookstore (Fun Fact! Yale is my dream college. Yeah, I know it's pretty ridiculous to have a dream college when you're as yound as I am!) and I saw this book. I was reading Marley: A Dog Like No Other (FYI, the adult version Marley & Me is 10 times better, but 7 times more innapropaite) when this book caught my eye, because it was the thickest one next to a set of picture books, and the spine was a bright, neon green cover. I picked it up and the read the description.

Okay, I'll put you out of your misery and tell you what the book is called. It's called Science Fair! and it's a Disney book. (But, not one of those cheesy Dreams Come True! Disney books, it's one of their better ones.) In the beginning, a group of rich kids is making fun of a boy, and then they hear about the Science Fair, where the First Place prize is (wait for it, wait for it, drum rool. bumamamalabumalamummmmmmmm) Five grand! Yep, that's right $5,000 dollars! But, the main character (Toby) sold one of his parents Star Wars props to a pshycopath who thinks he's Darth Vader (yep, that's right DARTH VADER) to buy a gaming computer, and now Darth Vader wants more. But then Toby discovers a plot to bring down the United States governement, that involves the group of snotty rich kids winning the Science Fair. So now he has to get rid of a pshycopath maniac Star Wars freak AND save the country from a massive terrorist attack. Whoa. That's a lot to do in one month! Oh yeah, and he gets suspened from school, and he can't participate in the Scince Fair. PLUS he's grounded, so he can't do any poking around out of school, either.

Whenever I read (or start to read) a REALLY good book, I'll suggest it here. Maybe Caitlyn will, too. Do YOU have a really awesome book you want to talk about? Post a blog entry called something like "Tomato's Book review #1" or "The City of Ember book review by Kian". Be creative. Or, you could talk about a book that's really bad. Who says book reviews have to be nice?

This book review was made possible by Mom letting me get the book and me wanting to tell people about the book and the people who made the book and the people who lety the people make the book and all the other people who made it possible.

hola!  this is ashley, and i would like to say that VMFM season 2 will be posted VERY soon!!  VMFM season 2 is basically me, emily, derek (as seen on *dingdongderek.webs.com*) michael, and caitlyn being CRAZY! AWESOME! SINGING SONGS FROM MAMMA MIA!!! now who doesn't want to see that??? well... definitely post on this!!! we want YOU to say what you would like to see on VMFM season two!!!  (besides made up songs about crazily awesome things!!!) so POST! and u could see YOUR, yes YOUR! ideas on the new web sensation that's sweeping the nation!!!!!!!!

MICHAAAAEEELLLLL!!!

WHy havent u posted that amaaaaaaaaazing video of u, me, emily, caitly, and derekkkkk?????

yeah..... u havent posted any of themmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VMFM viewers respond to this if u want to see some CRAZZZYYY COOL videos of the VMFM season two cast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello. You may have already seen the entry on 30 Rock "New York In The Spring". You may also know that I say I'M GONNA EAT UR

FAMILY quite a lot, too. Well, now you know where I get it from. Well, you don't know yet. But you will. Some time. Like, now. OK, I'll tell u now.

This guy named Tracy Jordan is on 30 Rock, and he was a childhood actor. Well, his character was. Tracy Morgan plays an actor, and they show Tracy Morgan's character, Tracy Jordan, in a kids show. He steps on a boy's sister, and this happens.

"You stepped on my sneaker!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," says Tracy.

"I'm gonna eat your family!"