Vote Michael for Maniac

Let me ask you a question...

Well.

Do you believe that snow is a space capsule filled with aliens as small as microbes and they are going to steal all your food from your pantry? Yeah, that's right, it's not those stupid racoons with afros. Or those rats that enjoy singing MJ's Thriller and then spontaineously turn into Lysol (Tomato's Lysol, sometimes, just 2 let you know...) and eat your iPods! Yeah, it's not your dog named Fogo eating all your iPods, it's those rats that turn into Lysol after singing THRILLER.

Let me ask you a question...

Well.

Do you believe that the Phantom of the Opera is really Marc Jacobs and runs fashion lines when he's not being the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Yeah, that's right, it's not those stupid librarians that enjoy feasting on raw eggs and then sing that song that Gaston sings in BEAUTY AND THE BEAST and then spontaineously burst into flames to either show a back-story or an audition for Sandy's Cabaret. Yeah, that's right, it's not those stupid guys from NBC that enjoy stealing your soul and putting it into a jar saying "SOULS IN A JAR," also known as the popular children's toy ""Bag o' Butcher Knives." Yeah, it's not your dog named Fogo, so stop eating his stomach because it's not him.

Let me ask you a question...

Well.

Do you believe that your dog named Fogo is innocent? And did you know that all the people talked about in this blog entry are all on person... Josh Groban?! Find Josh Groban. He must be eliminated. Every day he's more Wicked. Every day the terror grows. All of Oz is ever on alert. Yeah, Josh Groban is also the Wicked Witch of the West. I hear his soul is so unclean, pure water can melt him. He's also the one sending you prank letters saying you've been accepting to Hogwarts. Yes, that was him to.

Let me ask you a question...

Well.

Do you believe in anything I've been saying in this entire entry? You must. If you don't josh Groban will take over the world, along with Michael Buble (hey, Michael Buble is my Grandma's favorite singer...) Oh, you must believe me, or it will all be over, and Dust with a capital Q will rule your soul forever. Oh, no! You must help me! It's him! Josh Groban! He's coming out of a funnel cloud to eat my stomach like your dog Fogo because I've been blogging everything he's been working so hard for! He will take over the'gkyujyhbdzygwrytgyhgvgyhguvhukrgh. Help! It;s him! JOSH GROBAN!

Uhh...this is not Josh Groban typing...this wasn't true, all of it, hahafdahfggbh

No! don't listen to that! That person typing was josikk,lotu,ykjtsrfmgn

No, it's not Josh Groan, it's Will Smith!

No, it's Josh Groban!

Smith!

Groban!

Smith!

Groban!

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VMFM Season 3 is coming, and I will make a New Year's Resolution that it will be huge, and 10 times awesomer then Season 2.

Caitlyn and I are going to give the site a makeover, and awesomeness will rule forever! How did you like my random line thru "AWESOMENESS WILL RULE FOREVER?" It was pretty awesome, wasn't it?

Anyways, get ready for 2010, and the DAWN OF VMFM SEASON THREE!!!!!

Caitlyn and I have been working on some new skit ideas (and maybe even a new series or two) that we may do in Season Three!!!!

So get ready.

Yeah.

And it won't be like the 1st Anniversary where we didn't do anything until 11 o'clock at night. It will be different this time...trust us.

Happy (refer back to title.)

If you read this title you would not know what I am talking about unless you've seen or heard of the show HONK Junior. I am pretty sure a majority of you have heard of HONK! It's the story of the Ugly Duckling (named UGLY) and his mother (named IDA).

Different: Pre-Reprise

IDA: What a role! Only good for keeping egg shells warm!

On the whole they have always been more uniform!                          

This one's different!

This one's different from the rest!

I can't believe a turkey's egg could fall into my nest!

It's just a freak of nature!

Just a larger grade

Of all the other eggs I've laid.

This one's different!

But there's different!

And there's different!

UGLY: Honk!

Different: Reprise

UGLY: If they knew just how dearly I would love to Qu-HONK!

But it's true. I'm a bird who seems to lack the knack.

I'm just different!

I'm just different from the rest!

And who can blame them wanting me

To find another nest?

But different isn't naughty!

Different isn't bad!

So why should being different make me sad?

I'm just different

They're like peas from the same pod!

No wonder they make fun of me

Life's harder when you're odd.

But different isn't scary.

Different is no threat!

And though I'm still their brother they forget

I didn't choose to look this way!

I didn't want to be unique!

I don't like these grubby feathers

And I hate this stubby beak!

There's a runt in every litter.

One black sheep in every flock.

But when you know it's you

Somehow your ego takes a knock.

I'm just different.

But I have a sense of pride.

My looks may well be fuuny

But I hurt the same inside.

Different isn't spiteful.

Different isn't wrong.

So why is it hard to get along?

I only want to get along!

Different isn't hateful.

Different could be swell.

Different is just...well

Different.

Me using grammar no good!could of used grammar real good, but me wanna use grammar bad.

Hello there VMFMers! Welcome to the website for cool people and Gobblers (read The Golden Compass and you'll know what I'm talking about.) I just want to wish thee all a Happy Thanksgiving! Did you know that Thanksgiving is also celebrated in Canada???? Well???? Did you????? I spent my Thanksgiving at Caitlyn's house. I brought milk chocolate pie (awesome) and ate a lot of turkey.

DO YOU LIKE TURKEY?? oh, what happen to the size??

do you like turkey?? i do. now i feel like not using any capital letters in my sentences.               

Sorry that Caitlyn and I haven't been blogging as much as usual lately. So, to make it up to you, I am writing a SPECIAL blog entry. (Even though every blog entry is special...............)LIES! SHE FLIES! WHERE WILLS HE STRIKE? WHERE WILL SHE STRIKE NEXT? WHERE WILL SHE STRIIIIIIKE NEEEEEEEEEEEEXT? Oh what a celebrationwe'll have today! THANK GOODNESS!

Well, last week I was watching GLee and Kurt (the best TV character ever) missed the High F when singing "Defying Gravity" from Wicked. It depressed me so! (Not as depressing as the book Marley & Me, and if you've only seen Marley & Me the movie, then you have no clue how much sadder the book is, even though the book is more innapropiate, but I just skip those parts....) PURE WATER CAN MELT HER! PLEASE SOMEBODY GO AND MELT HER! No, I couldn't be happier. Tho it is I admit the tiniest bit unlike I anticipated. But I coudn't be happier. Simply couldn't be happier. Well, not simple. LOST. THERE ARE BIRDGES YOU CROSS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU CROSSED UNTIL YOU CROSSED!  And if that thrill doesn't thrill like you think it will, STILL. With this perfect Finale, the cheers in the bally-hoo! WHO couldn't happier. HAPPY IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR DREAMS COOOOME TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE! THEY COULDN'T BE GOODLIER! THANK GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNESS! TODAAAAAAAY! THANK GOODNESS FOR TODAY!

Those were some lyrics from "Thank Goodness," my favorite Wicked Song.

So, how about sushi???????????????????

This is a sushi bar, okay? Bye bye!
(Is that how it goes??????)

So, how's your oven. Eat anyone lately?????????????????????

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Wonderful

wOnderful

wonderful

resist!

wonderful

wonderful

qwondeful

keen

town

green

brick.

Attention VMFMERS! I have a VERY important announcement. This blog entry has to do with your...

SAFETY!

That's right! You are not safe from a new illness that only VMFM can cure. It's the worse illness out there...

I'm-bored-out-of-my-mind-itis!

Yes! VMFM can now cure I'm-bored-out-of-my-mind-itis! How? Because we're the most non-boring (and chimpanzee friendly) webshow out there. So yes. And, we clean floors better than mops...and even

SWIFFER WET-JETS!

And the truth comes out!

HELLO! MICHAEL ze MAN...iac here. I want to report that VMFM has been viewed 1,500 times by people like you. Thank you for coming back to VMFM to see what new here.!!!!!

3 of you tuned to VMFM on Aug 9th, and 3 of you tuned in the next day.

I want to say sorry for not giving you the big celebration that was anticipated.

Maybe next year.

LOL

u know u love me

XOXO

gossip girl